dragon-mommy:

Don’t date me I will ruin every cute moment with a Spongebob reference



hearteyeemoji:

Me if I ever sat next to drake



roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate



samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself



illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.



givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays



tangledintheblueimpala:

but can the science side explain this

image



lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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