Don’t date me I will ruin every cute moment with a Spongebob reference
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.