jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.



parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history



tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex



lzbth:

correct method



dynastylnoire:

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

yooooooooooooo rofl



bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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snake-dad:

it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone



bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

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